38 Best Single and Not Willing to Mingle Memes of the Week (October 30, 2023)

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  • 01
    Organism - I'd love to see you next time either of us has any money, free time, energy, or interest in leaving our homes. someecards
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  • 02
    Font - me: I'm a strong, independent, confident woman! I don't care what anyone thinks! also me: OC does my cat think I'm cool @bustle
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  • 03
    Glasses - What are your plans for the weekend? "Sorry I'm busy" Bremg Kittens in 3-D CABBAGE
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  • 04
    Forehead - when they're lying to you but you already know the truth
  • 05
    Brown - Him: No you hang up first Me: call ended
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  • 06
    Hairstyle - Him: Can I call you? Me: Just text me the lies. I don't want to hear them.
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  • 07
    Cat - When you finally get home and can be yourself again 8
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  • 08
    Font - Icy U @IcyJaime "i saw your ex" - a truly unnecessary piece of information
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  • 09
    Computer - I don't stalk, I investigate
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  • 10
    Smile - me going to bed knowing im completely ruining my life based on choices im consciously making
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  • 11
    Smile - When my boyfriend tells me he's going to introduce me to his family and he arrives with two kids and a lady
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  • 12
    Helmet - when he's not answering so i show up to the job site
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  • 13
    Cartoon - Me after talking to 7 guys and giving them all false hope
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  • 14
    Happy - @cursedkief (most disappointed I've ever been in my life) no worries! 9:55 AM 1/12/23 6.3M Views
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  • 15
    Cheek - I know I'm not the problem cuz they always come back at least twice
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  • 16
    Vehicle - marking my territory: THEN
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  • 17
    Eyelash - nobody: me on the first date: Who's calling you?
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  • 18
    Font - ditch pony @molly7anne cut negativity out of your life. delete Facebook. block your landlord's number. uninstall your banking app. stop paying taxes. forget math. self care.
  • 19
    Font - my hobbies? besides walking around petting strangers' dogs? alcohol.
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  • 20
    Font - Friend: I'm having relationship problems. Suggestions? Me: have u tried drinking excessively Friend: of course Me: well I'm out of ideas
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  • 21
    Font - Eat. Ignore all boys who contact me Eat. Get drunk. Complain I'm single. Eat more. Sleep. Complain I'm fat. Don't go to the gym. Eat again. Get drunk. Repeat.
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  • 22
    Font - Jordan Verroi @jordanverroi I just heard a girl tell her friend the only men she needs in her life right now are gingerbread men and I honestly couldn't be more turned on
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  • 23
    Font - going back to your ex is like reheating mcdonalds fries
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  • 24
    Font - Kyle Eaton @kyleeaton > Women are like cats. They want attention, but not too much, and only on their terms... and you never know where the line is before you get clawed. But if you ignore them they'll come sit on you.
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  • 25
    Font - oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no
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  • 26
    Facial expression - Me trying to flirt: "See you soon, baboon."
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  • 27
    Font - laynee davidson @layneedavidson__ the guy that sits next to me in class is fighting with his girl and texted her and said, "is this one of those things food will fix or are you fr fr mad"
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  • 28
    Font - hardest pill I had to swallow was coming to the realization that i'm not just bloated
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  • 29
    Nature - EVERYTIME I DECIDE TO START A DIET THE LETTUCE IS CONTAMINATED
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  • 30
    Font - I saw a husband cheering on his wife to chug her margarita at dinner... that's the type of relationship I want.
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  • 31
    Rectangle - puppiesbetch : All I want for Christmas is you...r dog @dogsbeingbasic
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  • 32
    Dog - SO FAR, MY BARKING HAS SAVED MOM & DAD FROM MURDER BY 16 UPS DRIVERS, 8 MAILMEN, 3 GIRL SCOUTS AND 1 SKETCHY LOOKING PLASTIC BAG ... AND YET THEY REMAIN UNGRATEFUL
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  • 33
    Font - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care
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  • 34
    Water - "I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone. Robin Williams
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  • 35
    Font - tbh i am not the person you want to be texting in an emergency, my notifications are off & i'm on Do Not Disturb. i haven't had a ringtone since the dark years of '08. i'll text u back in four (business) months like "aw good to hear ur doing great"
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  • 36
    Hairstyle - If we needed to talk about feelings. KO They would be called talkings.
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  • 37
    Hand - TOO BLESSED Per 2 BE STRESSED
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  • 38
    Plant - When you're out at the bars with your friends and you decide to run off on your own because you're trashed and it seems like a great idea I'm going on an adventure!
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